Some dogs have died.

One of our latent correspondents, Wilf Ulneglect, sent us this piece from The Independent recently.

Investigation under way after dogs die in woods
By Rosa Silverman, Press Association
Wednesday, 30 September 2009

An investigation is under way after at least three dogs died and more fell ill after visiting a woodland area, Natural England said today.
The inquiry is looking at whether the use of illegal chemicals in the Sherwood area of Nottinghamshire could be responsible for the deaths, according to the Forestry Commission, which owns the land.
Warning signs have been put up in the woods in Haywood Oaks, notifying dog-owners that animals have fallen ill and advising them to keep their pets on leads.
A spokeswoman for Natural England said: "We have received reports that three dogs and one ferret have died and a further five dogs have been taken ill after being in the vicinity of the woodlands, since the beginning of September.
"We are currently awaiting results of tests to clarify the cause."
There have been no reports of humans falling ill.
It is thought more likely that the deaths resulted from something in the water that occurred naturally, or something transmitted by a mite or tick than from the use of chemicals.
A spokesman for the Forestry Commission said: "We'd be very concerned if illegal chemicals were being used."

What the article failed to mention was that autopsies carried out by DEFRA vets revealed that far from being a case of illegal poisoning several deep external abrasions with associated internal organ damage was commensurate with being run over by mountain bikes.

The FC`s Mountain Bike Development Officer for Haywood Oaks was unable to comment by the time Ebor Forestry had had a word with him.