Saturday, September 19, 2009

Is it just me, or has woodfuel just got shitter?

The White Rose Forest have just announced that their bid to employ a Woodfuel Coordinatoriator has come a cropper because the bloke who was offered the job decided instead to take up a post in Belgium as a louche stand-up which is more suited to his talents as a forester and former Regional Chair if the ICF.

Sir Guy de Cleckhuddersfax Tam`san, Project Coordiorinator of the White Rose Forest commented: "That just goes to show you can`t trust anyone who`s ever had anything to do with Lancashire. What a tosser."

Anyway the search is on for yet another woodfuel cordianotoriator for West Yorkshire.

How will we ever cope in the meantime!

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