The Return of The Twig

We almost received an email recently asking about the whereabouts of our tame forester, The Twig.

Some say, he has sired at least 3 Forestry Commission Regional Directors.


Others, that he uses bio-chain oil as a lubricant during mating.

All we know is, he`s called The Twig.

Unfortunately, comparisons have been drawn between The Twig and an entirely fictitious character created for the light entertainment programme Top Gear on the moving television and so we thought it best to keep our silvicultural homunculous out of the spotlight for a while.

Now, though, we feel that time is right to release The Twig once again and more so since the wretched creature has got married to the lovely Mrs Twig who has taken up post as Ebor Forestry`s resident aboreal agony aunt.

Look out for more features featuring The Twig.