Thank you, Harry Patch, last British survivor of Passchendale,
who made all this nonesense possible.
Mrs Ebor Forestry raises a tankard to the RPA!Ebor Forestry have finally got their SBI number from the RPA!
Hooray!
We got a letter today telling us our SBI but we must activate it by calling the RPA with our inside leg measurement, our mother`s Christian name, the initials of the bass player from the 1976 line-up of Gong, the bra cup size of the lovely Colleen Nolan off of ITV`s Loose Women and a number known only to ourselves (which would, of course, be Colleen Nolan`s bra cup size so that`s not much of security code is it?)
We haven`t tried activating our SBI yet because we couldn`t be bothered but when we do we`ll let you know what happens.
Let`s just see if the Forestry Commission can stop us claiming any grants now, the bastards!
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