Woodfuel - the virtuous circle.

"Hello, Forestry Commission, Yorkshire and the Humber, how can I help?"

"Hello, it`s Ebor Forestry here and I`d like some advice about coordinating some woodfuel supply chains and diversifyng wildlife habitats. I don`t want to spin the issue but I`d like to be involved in the virtuous circle please."

"Mmmmm - it sounds like you need to speak to our brand new shiny woodfuel coordinator. I`ll try and put you through."

"Thanks."

(Long pause)

"Hello?"

"Hello."

"Sorry to keep you waiting, I found him outside signing for a delivery for some gasoil for our Portacabins and the golf course next door. I`ll put you through."

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