With friends like these, I wouldn`t invest in Ebor Forestry either.

The Lehmann Brothers:"Just don`t give us no money or nuffink or we won`t never nail your pelvis to Armscliffe Cragg".

Ebor Forestry has been doing some navel-gazing recently and has decided that it`s time for another poll.

Our marketing team, Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac, have been toiling in their underground bunker beneath the fags and Lo`ery kiosk at TESCO`s on Clifton Moor and have come up with several options for the rebrandishment of or for Ebor Forestry`s blog.

Check out all the options on the right.

A member of our marketing team may be contacting you shortly via email or The Twig and the Lehmann Brothers might just turn up at your house.

Just make sure you`re out and don`t reply to eborforestry@googlemail.com if you don`t want nothing to do wiv it.