Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Dark Matter and Rabelais

While we ponder the end of humanity thanks to our chums at CERN in (sorry) under Switzerland when they turn on the Large Hadron Collider we thought you might like to check out What`s The Twig Watching sent to us by his nephew, Higgs Boson, who to be honest, we thought was pricing up some ludicrously expensive crown lifting in County Durham for Network Rail.



It just goes to show you, you sub-contract them an inch and they drag us all into a black hole.



For no apparent reason, I wonder what Age of Reason and general nuisance Rabelais would have made of it all



Makes you think, dun`t`it, like.

2 comments:

bud dingwhip said...

We got a whole pack of SmegWipes when we purchased our last Italian range cooker. They weren't much good at gluing all the bits back on that fell off in the first month
I thought you couldn't read anything more complex than the back of a Cheerios packet and now you're bringing up the great Rabelais in conversation. Weird that.
I should think Lord Sniffshit would have had something good to say about those CERN wankers. Like 'What a lot of time-wasting wankers'

Ebor Holdings said...

Loosen up, Bud.

It`s only funky physics shit, man, and that scary particle stuff never hurt anyone.

Ask Handyamps about the Rabelais reference - he knows all about the lardy-bloody-da Renaisance and shit.

No shit.